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The Irony of Golf

  • Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up.
  • You swing left and the ball goes right.
  • The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.
  • Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.
  • If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here’s a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.
  • Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
  • The term “mulligan” is really a contraction of the phrase “maul it again.”
  • A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers neither of whom can putt very well.
  • An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.
  • If your best shots are the practice swing and the “gimme putt”, you might wish to reconsider this game.
  • Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
  • Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won’t work, and both are expensive.
  • The best wood in most amateurs’ bags is the pencil.
  • Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

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